Lessons Learned from Scooby-Doo:
Don’t split up.
If you play video games too long, you’re going to turn into a zombie.
Werewolves are actually green.
If dogs could talk, life would be a lot more interesting.
Lessons Learned from X-Files:
If there wasn’t something to see here, there wouldn’t be security guards making sure no one saw anything.
Persistence gets you somewhere. (I’m not entirely sure where or if you’ll like it, but it’ll get you there.)
Some aliens are really freaking short.
Lessons Learned from Bones:
A human being can be both extremely intelligent and simultaneously common-sense-challenged.
Ice bullets don’t work. Blood bullets do!
Don’t take pregnancy tests at work.
Just because someone is in a coffin, doesn’t actually mean they’re dead.