and by feed, i mean throw $3 a month at her OR pass her patreon link around like its a joint on 4/20.
I live in Mendocino County, peeps – those are some heavy duty miles.
How about like it’s an STD… Yeah, nope, definitely not.
News about Kim Kardashian’s bum?
(just had the Cali fires and I live in Cali….. sooooooooo too soon)
The Good Word?
SOMETHING THAT SPREADS QUICKLY, OKAY?
Anywho, I started a Patreon! I’m so excited! I got the advice to start a Ko-Fi, Patreon, or Buy Me a Coffee from a few YouTubers and Bloggers.
I like options. I’m an options kinda gal.
So Patreon it is.
What the frick frack knick knack is a Patreon?
You know how painters like EONS ago would get paid by an epic rich dude to just, like, paint? I’m sure it went something like this:
Painter: *starving* *really good at artisting*
Rich Dude: “Hey! You! Take this-” *shoves money and food at Painter* “and go paint.”
Painter: “Yay, life!”
Also Painter; *paints and doesn’t starve to death, spreads happiness through art and does weird artisty things*
I’m telling you, it went JUST like that.
But I digress.
A Patreon is an account where YOU can pay ME to survive.
Which sounds FABULOUS to me.
But what do you get out of it?
Well – stuff. Let me just show you part of my Patreon Page:
If you want a bigger view or if you’re interested, check my Patreon page out here:
AND I ALREADY HAVE 2 PATRONS!!!
And yeah, pass this link around like it’s a message on a pigeon from a cartoon!
Thank you. 😁
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