Stream of Consciousness

save a nightmare, feed a shadow

and by feed, i mean throw $3 a month at her OR pass her patreon link around like its a joint on 4/20.

I live in Mendocino County, peeps – those are some heavy duty miles.

No?

How about like it’s an STD… Yeah, nope, definitely not.

News about Kim Kardashian’s bum? 

Never mind.

Wildfire?

(just had the Cali fires and I live in Cali….. sooooooooo too soon)

The Good Word?

*head desk*

SOMETHING THAT SPREADS QUICKLY, OKAY?

*ahem*

Anywho, I started a Patreon! I’m so excited! I got the advice to start a Ko-Fi, Patreon, or Buy Me a Coffee from a few YouTubers and Bloggers.

I like options. I’m an options kinda gal.

So Patreon it is.

What the frick frack knick knack is a Patreon?

You know how painters like EONS ago would get paid by an epic rich dude to just, like, paint? I’m sure it went something like this:

Painter: *starving* *really good at artisting*

Rich Dude: “Hey! You! Take this-” *shoves money and food at Painter* “and go paint.”

Painter: “Yay, life!”

Also Painter; *paints and doesn’t starve to death, spreads happiness through art and does weird artisty things*

 

I’m telling you, it went JUST like that.

But I digress.

A Patreon is an account where YOU can pay ME to survive.

Which sounds FABULOUS to me.

But what do you get out of it?

Well – stuff. Let me just show you part of my Patreon Page:

 

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If you want a bigger view or if you’re interested, check my Patreon page out here:

Daphne Shadows’ Patreon

 

AND I ALREADY HAVE 2 PATRONS!!!

*FLAILS*

 

And yeah, pass this link around like it’s a message on a pigeon from a cartoon!

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease.

Thank you. 😁

 

*This message is Certified Panda Approved by my manager. 

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